Went to southampton for a long weekend due to it being bank holiday. We called the official holiday Rumadam - due to a year anniversary of me making an infamous cock-block on not one but two friends simultaneously whilst being very drunk on rum. To celebrate Rumadam weekend we kept with the true blocking spirit and convinced a girl, who Chester was trying to best moves, that our friend was in fact gay.
Then we later went to the casino. Since three of my friends go often, once boasting that he is ‘The Spin Doctor’ on account of never leaving a roulette table down on money. That night he lost £90 incredibly drunk. This would be tragic had I started playing blackjack with a mere £12 (not caring much for gambling) and finishing with £63. This makes things all the more tragic (yet hilarious). I am aware of my luck, but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna stop rubbing in my good fortune.